Monday, November 23, 2009

Therapy

So lately I have been really busy with school, which by the way has been pretty annoying, so I am really glad that this semester is almost over, I can't wait to not take science classes anymore, I find science to be very fascinating, but I have realized that its just not what I want to do. But get this, the other day I as studying in the library, listening to my music when some total dummy comes up to me. He asks me if I could turn down my music on my headphones, I said "serious?" and hes all "yeah its hard to read." (I'm sure that it was just that he was feeling scared of metal, he was probably hoping I would just turn on some backstreet boys or weird al.) so i just looked away and turned it down one notch. I wanted to punch him in the face, I should not have been so nice. What would have been awesome would be if I had said, "listen you piece of garbage, there are certain places in the library that are designated quiet areas, you should find one and go there, although since you said you can't read very good, you may have a hard time finding one, so just wander off until you find it." But anyways, if I would have said that then I would probably feel terrible for being mean, but what I have found is that it always feels so satisfying to think of mean responses to dumb people after the fact, so this is kinda like my therapy to keep me being nice to everyone. So something else I could have done is challenge him to a battle of wits, and I could ask him about science and stuff, and since he is a nerd he would have been really excited and start talking about how he has always felt like potential energy was his favorite and that kinetic energy was rude because it always took all the credit, but while he was distracted with his nerdy day dream I would have quickly positioned myself behind him and I would give him a huge monster wedgie (you know the one where the underwear goes over the head) and then thrown him into the trashcan that I gathered while he was distracted and then I would roll him through the library and out the doors all the way over to the ginormous staircase that goes down to the RB and then send it on down! following that I would turn my headphones down to help him to read better and also to hear the sweet sound of the trash can rolling down. Wow I sure feel better already! HAHA, well anyways, I'm really pumped for thanksgiving break, should be really fun! Next post should come soon, (foreals this time) because I have been wanting to make a list of awesomeness!

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