Kilee and the Bird

So I was at work one day when I started getting a million texts from Kilee, she tells me about how she had gone to 7-11 on break and when she got back to work there was a bird sitting on the fence by the doorway and it wouldn't move. She said that it was looking at her and it gave her a "crusty" and she was too afraid to go into work. It had a sharp beak and Kilee was afraid that it would fly at her and peck her. She tried swinging her purse at it but it still wouldn't move. Finally some guy came by and he went right up to the bird, only inches away but it didn't fly. At that point Kilee took the opportunity to scurry in the door, and she was able to escape the birds clutches! I thought the whole story was pretty funny, all stories that involve Kilee being afraid of small defenseless creatures are pretty funny though. In other funny news we went to the creamery and some random old lady payed for our ice cream, the cashier was like, "uh, she already payed for it, do you know her?" and we had no idea who she was, strange...